You are Macedonian when...

*01.Your grandfather always has a shot of RAKIJA for breakfast
*02.Even if you are a girl,you parents call you SINE
*03.Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than RAKIJA
*04.Your mother insist that PROMAJA will kill you
*05.Your mother insist that you must eat something with SIRENJE at least 3 times a week
*06.You use RAKIJA to cure illnesses, celebrate all ocasions and as a massage or shaving lotion
*07.You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else
*08.Your BABA will not accept the fact that you are not hungry
*09.You go to your BABA'S house, she offers you SUPA, KOLBASI,SARMA or PIPERKI and she gets upset if you don't eat everything
*10.You have four pair of VLECKI in your closet
*11.All the actions stop when you hear the music of OGAN DA GO GORI or BISER BALKANSKI
*12.Your mom calls you STOKA
*13.When there is a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA
*14.You are MACHO when you mix KISELA VODA with SMEDEREVKA in the local BIRTIJA